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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016


kozminski university

School with students from rich families. Students say all the time 'omg i'm so fucked up, I need a cigarette rn'. Catwalk from Michael Kors bags (cheapest ones there) to Birkin and Gucci ones (sometimes it isn't enough). Rolex for this kids is like Casio.

Wow, you're going to Kozminski University, you're a such banana.

by half rich kid of kozminski May 13, 2017


University of Bahrain

A university which is racist and discriminates against non-bahrainis. A university where you actually must hunt for a good doctor otherwise you're fucked. Everywhere you go, you'll see a wave of black abayas and they nearly always take all the seats in the bus and if you're a male, you'll have to wait for the next bus. A university where people smoke in front of the "no smoking" sign. Its cheap tho...

Oh almost forgot, no one knows how to drive here.

Guy 1: You going to apply to University of Bahrain after school?
Guy 2: I don't know man, I heard they're racist but it's cheap as fuck.

by BitchBad123 February 22, 2020


Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication

Best school in china to learn computer science.

Graduates from Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication are welcomed by the best software companies in china.

by zuduge May 30, 2019


Galgotia's University

It's the experience and idea of a rich private colleges that end with 4 block of buildings and few small grounds with jaat and gujjar foks physically fighting along. Period

I failed to get government college due to my bad grades, that's why I moved to galgotia's University to show off it's novelty among others outside foks

by theBIGRed_16 January 8, 2024


Yap University

A place you go to master the art of yapping

Bro has a Masters in Yapology from Yap University

by CashCop January 2, 2024


Universal Pollution (UP)

A pollution in all the ways you can think of (universal), he is a very ugly person and annoying disturbing.
Also UP can be a unit.

Wow, you are so ugly, just like Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).

by JustWantCleanWorldAndNoPlastic October 12, 2018