Random
Source Code
Random
The act of Cummings, shitting, and sneezing at the same time.
I almost died last night when that girl forced me into a Three Way Blowout
The act of disappearing suddenly and inexplicably like Jesse Evans, noted outlaw.
John: "Where is Tom?"
Chris: "I haven't seen him in months - he musta gone the way of Jesse."
Disappeared from the face of the Earth like Jesse Evans - Noted Outlaw.
"Where has Joe been? "
"Man I don't know, he's gone the way of Jesse."
A sentence you can use as an answer to anything, especially if you don't know what to say or if you didn't listen, regardless of context.
Iza tells Gopal a story about something she regrets, but he didn't really pay attention to what exactly happened in her story
Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"
A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.
Tess Holliday is a Three-Way Bingo.
Use this phrase after saying something insulting, outrageous or provocative to indicate "I'm just joking," or "I don't really mean what I just said." Should be accompanied by a dismissive hand flop.
"Oh my god, there's a giant spider on your head! Ways out."
"Did you steal those pants from someone who weighs twenty pounds less than you? Ways out."
NOTE: I bag groceries in south Denver, and over the past few years I've used this "giant spider" example with dozens and dozens of customers to find out if they know what "Ways out!" means. Those who recognize the phrase are all people who (like me) graduated from a Denver area *public* high school roughly between 1975 and 1985. An outlier was a sophomore from Lincoln HS who had learned the phrase from her father -- who graduated with the Lincoln class of 1979!
It's a Pythonic word of how when a Boy Python, Female Panda, Bearded Lizard Snake and a Girl Anaconda meet, they make a Padnacondira.
Your Girlfriend and Best Friend gave me a 256-way-handshake yesterday, while we were walking your dog.
4-way-handshake