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A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.
Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"
"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
You bang your GF on the side of the head
Me: Yo i just donkey punched my gf
Friend: whats that
When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.
She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.
To strike one in the head during intercourse.
Yeah I just heard Trevor Baeur donkey punched that bitch.
When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable
You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!
The wrong pronunciation of the novel "Don Quixote" by Miguel Cervantes.
Have you read "Donkey Shot"? Thats not right....
>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid
IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey