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Tom

He is the all knowing god of the universe, only use this with caution!

Person: hey what religion do you follow?
Jill: i praise and worship the only true god on this mortal plane, Tom

by Cookiemonster3107 September 30, 2021


Tom

Tom is a great chad who helps Cyron out a lot. He is cheddar and irz’s great friend.

He is renowned for his huge 90 inch cock.

Tom is so hot!! -Maklini

by Cyronnn October 12, 2023


Tom

Is the best person in the world. If you need help he'll help you. He loves to help people. He is vary tall and he always has times to resal an aligaitor.

My was uncle was a Tom

by Stich101 December 29, 2017


Tom

Tom is a really kind hearted guy, he loves video games, books and sports. Most of the people would call him a nerd and an awkard person but deep inside he's just a lost soul seeking for love and mutual respect. Tom's favourite activity is cuddling, especially with Julias, those two really get along. Please give Toms a try, they're funny, enjoyable and devoured, its really hard not to get anything from a Tom once you're in his heart.

AtK : 90
DF : 99 (-98 when with a julia)
Spd : 70

Awww look at those two hugging, they're probably named Tom and Julia

by Zomeone101 November 22, 2021


Tom

Tom is the coolest person I know

"Who's Tom?"
"Oh, just the coolest person I know!"

by Mysteryman199 June 20, 2022


Tom

Tom is the sexiest man alive. His penis is extraordinarily large and every time a girl sees him they get a moist feeling in between their legs.

Peppa pig: "is that tom?!"
Mummy pig: "yes it is."
Peppa pig: "it must be because my vagina is moist and I have a woman bona"

by Tom is fit July 27, 2018


Tom

Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.

Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.

by bewhfuvi4erk August 6, 2020