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Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.
When you stealthily sneak-into your girlfriend's home after her kids have gone to sleep, so you can get some.
Man, I had to do some Ninja Ops at Michelle's house last night just so I could get some.
Dumb Ass who runs through out the Westland night life with camera. Occasionally hopping fences. Usually with Ninja Fukushimi.
Your mom is Ninja Sheriff Treemi.
Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.
Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *
When a Creeper comes up behind you and explodes you, and you meet your demise. Unexpectedly, of course.
Person: *playing Minecraft Hardcore when a Creeper explodes behind them (in this case a Ninja Creeper* OH MY GOD 2 YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA BE JOKI-
A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
a guy/girl that only talks to you on snap, but doesnt have the balls to talk to you in real life.
girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja