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A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.
Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!
Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.
"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."
The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.
Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!
Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.
"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.
Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"
a small child who is a turd.
someone who is annoying.
a way to make fun of third graders.
ie: get out if my way turd grader