A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.
Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!
Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.
"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."
The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.
Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!
a small child who is a turd.
someone who is annoying.
a way to make fun of third graders.
ie: get out if my way turd grader
When two things are equally as shit as each other.
“Hipsters are better than chavs”.
“They’re different sides of the same turd!”
This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum
Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon