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Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 3, 2019


Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!

If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021


big turd

Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.

"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."

by big Pepe man April 10, 2022


turd tongue

The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.

Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!

by red dread May 16, 2014


turd grader

a small child who is a turd.
someone who is annoying.
a way to make fun of third graders.

ie: get out if my way turd grader

by notAturdGrader October 10, 2021


Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz May 6, 2018


Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum

Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon

by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019