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Universe Reset

A group of highly unstable retards whose only job is to make one person's life a living hell. Also known as "gangbanging" him/her into hopeless despair of ones useless fucking life. One invested with about twenty six alternate accounts mostly maid by the princess herself.

"Hey do you know about Universe Reset?"
"You mean those retards who can't tell a word from a letter?"
"Yup."

by Grim__ April 10, 2022


universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.

Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.

by Endless Summertime January 2, 2011


the coldest thing in the universe

ITS FUCKING AMONG US

I HATE THIS

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by hendboi September 13, 2022

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Waxen University

Flexible, self-paced online programs allow you to study from your home, workplace, or even while on the move using a mobile device. Pause and resume your education whenever you want and complete your program as fast as you can.

The quality of education delivered at WU is second to none. Everything related to your program is completely online; enroll, pick courses, study, interact and more. Do it all using your dedicated account area on Waxen University site.

Waxen University education very affordable so it can change as many lives as possible globally. WU online programs deliver quality education that's affordable with no additional costs e.g. commuting to campus or buying books etc.

Waxen University

by Tom505 December 26, 2016


southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 3, 2017


William Peace University

Also referred to as "Weird People University", this school festers the rejects of the popular hate group "The LGGBTTTQAAPPXYZ+". The school typically leans towards the libertarian/left of the political spectrum, which causes many of the student body to develop some form of autism.

"Hey what school do you go to bruh?"

"William Peace University"

"Lmao, what a libtard!"

by dolphin queef February 26, 2021


Marwadi University

A place where learning is not confined to the walls of a classroom. A university that ranks amongst the best in the country.

You study in Marwadi University? Lucky you.

by giblipuff November 24, 2021