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dazai x obama x reader

it is the hottest ship in AO3, feel free to read it bbg

and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!

someone: what is Dazai x Obama x Reader?
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe

by bigdickasian404 December 03, 2023


X-C3LL

A military grade performance enhancer developed in the 80's, X-C3LL, would be injected into the body flooding it with a protein that would increase the natural production of testosterone and adrenaline tenfold (unlike the first and second releases of X-CELL which used artificial hormones that would ultimately lead to liver and testicular diseases from prolonged use). X-C3LL would also temporarily dull nerve endings to reduce pain while in effect (surprisingly this didn't have any long-term adverse effects to the nervous system).
Bloodlust was an issue faced, after the repeated use of X-C3LL, subjects under observation had remained physically aggression after the drug had left their system and their body physical functions reset.

Person one: hey, that X-C3LL isn't safe
Person two: RRRAAAGGGHHH

by TheTroubadour October 14, 2023


RE-RECORDED X'S AND O'S

SWIFTY RE-ESTABLISHES REPUBLIC

MOOT MOAT MOTA MANNY ASSH0LE PIRATE

VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SATURNINE CASE (THE COMPUTER MUSEUM OF MOUNTAIN VIEW JUST CIRCUMSCRIBED ALAN I WALDMAN...
THANK YOU SWIFTIES AND JAC SUNDER PAGE SERGAY.AS LOYALTY IS WHAT PUTIN LIKES FROM ME....0ILTY...OILTY...BACK TO PAGEONE RECORDS..

SECURING A BRAND BASED ON A MASSIVE WORLD PANDEMIC.

THE CHRISTMAS EVE END .2019
(KEVIN BACON-ERIN "ENLOCK" PASCAL ANDREW ALISON)

Well here I am all upset , about her albums being taken and she goes and RE-RECORDED X'S AND O'S so unfortunately the CASE of being "screwed over", took a new turn , " NO RECORD LABEL WANTS ANY INFIGHTING' as now ANAL ALAN does not care as a result as every ONE OF YOU are "FREE TO GO" as now " I SEE THIS CASE BE TOO IMPOSSIBLE so back to my " EXTREMELY SAD AND DEPRESSING CASE"...that be the HEATHER "LOCK"(as,(s)(LIR)."PURSE THEFT CASE" and CAPITAL ONE PUNISHMENT IS "STAY"..
AIDS...FAGG0T STYLE SAYS ELLING KING....YELLING ING...I DUTCHED MY TOUCH ON S SMOOTHIE FUCK.

THERE is a. VERY GOOD EXCUSE FOR SEVERE DEPRESSION and TO LIVE IT, NO MEDICATION NECESSRY , AD ALAN I WALDMAN COURT CASE IS BUT THAT THE MOST GLOOMY JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE (HITLER GAME) ...COMPLIMENTS OF WORLD WAR II AS CAN EVER BE ( MOST PEOPLE SAY, SORRY, SORRY...SARS REE.FINNISH WITH RE-RECORDED X'S AND O'S.

TESLA CARS FOR ALL THE POLISH RUSSIAN PUTIN SPY REFUGEES..
JOKES ON YOU FOOLS..
HE HAS TAKEN OVER POLAND..DICK FACE..AS RE-RECORDED X'S AND O'S
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365.KEVIN BACON.HAIR SPRAY PEDOPHILE.JESUS CHRIST.MARK DAVID FINGER.LATUNSKI OU ASSY
NUDE CASTRATE PIT.AMAZON BRAND -DATA.COVID CORONA.365

ERIN "ENLOCK" PASCAL.ALAN "ISRAEL" WALDMAN.512

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 02, 2022


terrance X zachery

I, myself, terrance. Wrote this definiton, it is the example of something that will clearly never happen but wishes it to.

Terrance x zachery will never happen but would be great if it did

by T_R_A_C_ May 14, 2022


Tanya x Rita

Literally the best souls met each other and became besties ( what were you waiting from taurus x cancer? Nothing else obviously)

Friend: who are these sexy bitches?

Someone: they are called " Tanya x Rita": the tall one is a slut for Harry and is 100% a bitch, and the second one is the kindest person alive who is unfortunately dumb

by Slut for Harry ! August 12, 2021


Tanya x Rita

The best souls met each other and became 4lifersss!!1!1! ( what were you waiting from taurus x cancer? Obviously nothing else, literally soulmates<3)

Friend: who are these sexy bitches?

Someone: they are called " Tanya x Rita": the tall one is a slut for Harry and the most narcissistic person alive , and the second one is the kindest human being who is unfortunately dumb

by Slut for Harry ! August 12, 2021


Taylor x Toxic

Taylor x Tqxic the amazing qts they are both op

Wow Taylor X Toxic is the best couple

by Toxeeek November 24, 2020