Some one who follows their boyfriend or girlfriend so close they could catch their farts. Or not let them fart.
M y boyfriend is always right behind he is a fart snatcher
Not to be confused with a tactical fart.
A TAC-fart is the acronym for a "top arse crack" fart. These are specific farts that are funnelled up the arse crack and expell themselves out the top of the trouser band, onto the lower back.
They are often of a high pitched squeaky tone and best performed when sitting on a hard, flat surface where the air has no way to move forward from the anus, thus must escape via the top of the arse crack.
Nice TAC-fart, you could have warned me though my mouth was open.
When you fart and it sounds like your 86 year old grandma that's gargling Listerine after swallowing a load from your grandpa
OMG dude your gargle fart sounded just like my grandma last night WTF
Somebody who farts on an hourly basis and is proud of their terrible smell.
My boyfriend is such a fart fanugan! He's marinating in his smell.
Weaponizing your fart to attack someone
" Yo man he hit me with a Fart Nugen"
" What is that?
" Like a hadouken, but a fart"
Fart freckles is when someone accidentally farts on your face when you are eating their ass.
I heard that song about eating the Booty like groceries and I tried it but she gave me fart freckles and her Brown eye gave me pink eye.
It’s like morse code but in farts!
“No one understands me and Billy’s Fart code!”
“Talk in fart code so they don’t understand.”
“Give me the test anwsers in fart code when we take the test.”