toe dust

The crusty ness inbetween your big toe and your middle toe

I have extreme TOE DUST

Tom-a-toe

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

twiddling your toes

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)

girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy

Schnieder AKA TOE

A powerful god like presence that can be felt when the chosen one him self Schnieder PN Prevalus is around. It’s said that his religion is so unbearable that only those willing to sacrifice there toe can get a glimpse of his true form.

“Who should I worship” Schnieder AKA TOE

On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

pure toes

Toes that if they were a person they would be so innocent.

*sees soft toes with no wrinkles* "WOW YOU'RE TOES ARE SO PURE! MUCH PURE TOES"