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1. (n) A person who is from the Fairfax Virginia Area who is a well educated, spends well, and is highly regarded by their peers
2.(adj) Containing the Qualities of a FAP- the constant starbucks runs, the personalcredit card, thier own car, cell phone etc, never has to pay for anything
could also be bap or jap
Caitlin was considered a FAP because her parents bought her a brand new Mustang Convertible for her birthday-and paid for gas as well.
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A raging dumpster fire set to explode in the face of an increasingly stubborn, antagonistic, and authoritarian Congress. God bless America and may he have mercy on her soul, because the health care industry sure won't.
Johnny Poorman: Hey Franklin, have you been to Detroit recently?
Franklin Richguy: Actually, I just finished 'summering' in Barbados. Besides don't the hobos have American Health Care Act of 2017's on nearly every corner? To think what the neighbors would say if they ever found out I had been to the Midwest.
To have sex. Ususally is restricted to missionary position.
Christina, tonight you and me are going to have some good old fashioned American fun.
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The American Veterans Cock Riders MC is a "gang" based in Albuquerque New Mexico. They are probably the weakest bitches in the world second only to the Area 51 Motorsports gang. They claim to not be a gang but to be a group that supports veterans but nothing could be further from the truth. Two members had the audacity to attack their nephew who lived with them due to the fact he wouldn't take their gay sons sexual advances. They took their nephew to a local burger restaraunt and told the waitresses to poison his food. They also attempted to kill their nephew by leaving him out in sub zero temperatures. Their murder attempt failed because he overheard them discussing the murder plot the night prior. They think they are big and tough but are a bunch of race traitors who side with wetback mexicans over their own blood. They are sick disgusting evil subhumans who pretend to be republicans. Literally noone likes them.
The American Veterans Cock Riders MC sure are a bunch of race traitor wannabe conservative criminal subhuman scum. The Albuquerque chapter is especially gay with their weird gay bondage fetish.
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Americans are taught from early on in school that World War II was all about Pearl Harbor and that "we" went in to Europe and kicked ass, and then had no choice and blew up two entire cities in Japan. And then everything was perfect for everyone!
The REALITY - The United States sat back while every one of its most important allies suffered brutality. Germany was taking over Europe, bit by bit. The had ALL of Europe basically in their grip (along with Italy and their gang) except for the few neutral countries (who they marched right through anyway) and Great Britain, which eventually had no choice but to just sit and defend itself because it was vulnerable from every direction. While city after city in England and Scotland was demolished, while thousands upon thousands of British citizens were blown to bits, burnt to death, or smothered, Americans said, 'nah, we'll wait thanks. But here's some bombs - you can pay us later." Finally when Roosevelt realized there was no choice but to enter the war (because the world was basically in shock that one of the only surviving superpowers, besides England, was sitting on their hands while the world was being taken over by three men) - he made sure that a big "event" would happen to throw American sentiment across the sea. So we had Pearl Harbor, and then all those fresh, well fed American soldiers took off to join the parched, injured, half-starved Allies.
Now cut to 2001. America gets attacked by an extremist group - not a government - and 3000 people tragically die. Bush decided to blame it on Iraq, as an impetus to bring them down for trying to assinate his fire (and because Iraq sits on a huge buttload of oil.) So when Bush cries out to the rest of the world to try to start World War III, a lot of countries, well, sat on THEIR hands. They remembered the millions of dead family members. They could still see the effects of the horrible bombing blitzes of World War II. They had seen TENS of thousands of civilians die in one night, or over a week, and just have to cope. America has been attacked on its own soil TWICE, and only once by a country. Someday we as Americans will learn the mistake our pseudo-government has made, because we are now the most hated nation on earth, and we have no excuse for it.
The American View of World War II is getting lost in time, because it didn't have much impact on any future generations, as it did in Europe and Asia, and every other country who fought for the length of the war.
The example isn't there - it's the lack of example. The United States does nothing to set an example anywhere, nor does it encourage its own citizens to think on a global level. It's all about US, USA, USA, USA. Scary stuff.
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A school where people that are LGBT go to, consists of faggots and a few cool people mixed in. It is known for its abbreviation of AISA this is used because the kids in the school lack grammar skills to say American International School Of Abu Dhabi
I go to American International School Of Abu Dhabi so im gay
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J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap")
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above
A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)
J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
Sherry:"Dood, look!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."
Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
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