anal pit

Ass hole's first cousin, the epitome of butt wipe

He is the biggest anal pit I know, a super sphincter!

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Anal Angeling

The act of fish-hooking the male-asshole in a failed attempt of hitting the prostate gland resulting in pain and epic fail.

I accidentally performed anal angeling on a guyI thought that hitting the male g-spot was accomplished by using the "come-hither" motion, the same as hitting the female g-spot.

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anal picking

To tongue thrust ones asshole

He's anal picking that broad in the back seat.

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True anal

True anal is a type of porn that consists of a man having anal sex with women and some of them sucking the dick, this is for careless addicts who love aids

Person 1: Look at this
Person who is concerned: WTF IS THIS STD LOVING BS
People who have second thoughts: Screw this stuff
Later
News: Our president has made that form of porn true anal illegal and anyone who watches it will be locked up

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tactical anal

The art of making a gilly suit for you penis hiding in the bushes outside your girlfriends window then patiently waiting for her to bend over and tie her shoes...you strike at dawn

If it wasn't for tactical anal I would still be a virgin

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anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.

Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.

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Oral Anal

Whenever someone’s words metaphorically go into your ass substituting anal beads

I have oral anal when I listen to Alec Benjamin because of how beautiful his voice is.

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