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To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
why do we need to beat furrys when we could be beating everyone like black people, white people and so on. everyone needs to be hurt cause funy.
National beat anyone day is good idea :
When some doosh (usually named Blake) jacks a beat (electronic focused dance music) that has been discovered by you.
"Dude Blake just played me the dopest beat, its a Designer Drugs remix of Countdown" Blake jacked this beat from you making him a beat jacker.
A prison slang for a person who jacks off looking at women.
Dude was beating the dime on her.
When you and your partner are laying down and the dominant gets on top of you and squeezes you with their legs and begins to slap/punch you in the face saying you’re a slut and that they are just a punching bag till unconscious
Boy: hey you into getting beat with cuddles?
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep
Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd
“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”
“Is that a crowbar?”
Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”