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1.Is the result of a combination of a moist sticky poop that is pinched off too early and a poorly wipped ass. This can lead to dingleberries,klingons and most definately skid marks. Is most commonly found in males.
2. The feeling that you can't wipe your ass clean.
1. I had Peanut Butter Butt after the Indian food so now I have skid marks.
2. No matter how many times I wipe I still fell like I have peanut butter butt.
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Everyone has one: it's the one hook-up, one night stand, awkward, ugly or otherwise embarassing person that you had sex with. It should be especially embarassing, to the point where you don't mention or try to forget it and would embarass the hell out of you if your friends found out. Don't worry, everybody has one.
My butter troll: a mexican beer model party girl with fake knockers.
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Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.
All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.
I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.
I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
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a game usually played in a narrow college dorm hallway with the door/wall at the end of the hallway. One or many people stand in the crowded end of the hall, while the other person throws an open jar of peanut butter (room temperature) at them. the person who gets hit by the peanut butter jar gets to throw the next jar of peanut butter at them. Using glass containers of peanut butter is also an option. Hotty Toddy! kincannon 3rd floor 2004
Person 1: "I nailed you that time we played peanut butter bowling!"
Person 2: "I don't mind the pain that much, I just don't like getting so messy!"
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The Croatian butter thrust is an ancient sex practice that dates back to 200 A.D., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. The first step is for a guy to start having sex with a girl. Right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and shoves a stick of butter up her vagina instead. Then, he proceeds to fuck her with the stick of butter until it melts. Warning: this can sometimes be very messy.
John: bro I gave Maria a Croatian butter thrust last night, it was so intense!
Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!
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When you are allergic to peanut butter and you accidentally get it on your dick and die.
Skippy died because of peanut butter dick.
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A peanut butter, banana, and jelly sandwich
joe: Shit, alls we got to eat is bread, peanut butter, jelly, and bananas
greg: Bro hook me up with a peanut butter banelly
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