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A Joke made to your gay lover when in a BDSM relationship.
"No Coke before bed time sweetie!"
"BUTT DADDYYY PLEAASE"
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The best type of daddy there is
Person: who's your daddy?
Me: daddy rm
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1) Clarifying the difference in love from a Father to mother as opposed to children to the mother.
2) Sex from or with a sugar daddy.
sugar daddy
1) When explaining how he loves ma in a different way than his son Jimmy, Paul said “he has ‘daddy love’. It’s a whole nother spectrum son.”
2) “I heard Jessica got some daddy love last night?”
“Gotta pay that tuition.”
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A daddy milkshake is when you are fucking a girl in her ass and you cum inside. Then, you plug up her butt cheeks and instruct her to jump up and down. Afterwards, you drink your very own Daddy Milkshake. ;)
I can't believe he ( probably someone named Jordan) Daddy Milkshake'd her!
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An older man, normally 40+ but on occasion can be slightly younger, who commits himself to the incel cause on the plethora of websites on the “interwebs” at his choosing. All of this is despite him being in good relationships in the past, and fathering a child, hence the Daddy in Daddy Sean. Almost always has lost custody over his child(ren).
Person 1: Why does nobody interact with Mr (Insert Name)?
Person 2: He’s a daddy sean.
Person 1: My mistake!
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Praised by those at his school, the origins of Daddy Davod are mysterious. It is said that he gave birth to the human race by impregnating an unknown woman.
He is extremely handsome, with a jawline as sharp as a machete. He often uses his jawline instead of a knife in food-tech lessons.
Many respect Daddy Davod. He has a few connections in Slough and a lot in Uxbridge. He is also a great prosecution lawyer and can make a kitten confess to 9-11.
His goal in life is to have as many kids as possible and look after them well. He is rarely seen and thought of as a myth. There have been sightings of him on the bus in many costumes: Tintin, Peter Parker, The Flash and also wearing a 'Daddy Davod' shirt. He also wrecks his brother at badminton.
If you see this perfect specimen of a man, get on your knees and praise him.
(P.S. His name isn't 'David' and is not white)
Child 1: Is that Daddy Davod, creator of mankind?
Child 2 : *gets on knees and praises Daddy*
Daddy Davod: *cuts apple slices with his jawline and flies off to produce more children*
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A female who dates/steals a man who has children.
She goes to the playground just to find daddy's because she's a daddy snatcher.
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