dad

a nonexistent being

??? do you have a dad?

what's a dad?

Dad

Someone who drinks milk for 7 years then comes back for a quick minute then leaves again then comes back and leave AGAIN and so on.

My dad abandoned me. Hey how was that milk anyway?

Dad

A lover or a Favorite 🤔

Are you my Dad?

Dad

Something no one in this world will ever have until you win the lottery.

Dad is gone for milk. Dad is extracting milk.

Dad

The man who went to get milk and hasn't come back yet.

Mom when will Dad be back with the milk.

Dad

Let me guess he's gone for the milk

Dad's back with the milk

Dad

Someone you appreciate until he says he has to get milk then finally comes back after you win the lottery but that’s never going to happen so unlucky mate ps love you dad please don’t beat me (cameron)

Dad:.................
Son:mum I won the lottery

Dad: ohhh shit what up son