dad

someone you fuck every night

fuck me harder, daddy

Dad

Something I dont have.

John: hey bro wheres your dad
Me: Up your ass

Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

Dad

Someone whos a good lad

My dads a good lad

Dad

A person who leaves to get milk from the store it usually takes decades to fight of the demons but he'll be back trust me

Son: where you going dad
Dad: to get milk
Son: be careful
Dad: I love you

dad

nope not here tryd the supermarket section milk ?

wher did your dad went

my he went gading milk

Dad

When you friend is way to serious but they love you and you love them, they suport you when your playing basketball in gym the scream your name and chant for your team they will always be there for you

Kyrstan: HeY dAd HoW wAs YoUr DaY

Jeyleen (friend): GoOd HoW wAs YoUrS