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Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.
I can't believe he said that to us while we were walking by, he is such a porch dick.
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The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.
Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.
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To painfully bend your dick in the middle after vigorous sex. Often makes a popping noise.
"As I fucked her brains out I got a broken dick and now I can't walk."
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Evel Dick (Pro-Noun): The Most Kickass Man to Ever Step on the Earth, who has a cult of followers thanks to his appearance on the CBS Reality Television Series, Big Brother in its' eighth season.
Evel Dick's fans everywhere were shocked when he was kept safe over that smug asshole Dustin a few weeks ago when he was supposed to leave instead.
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A guy that’s terrible in bed.
Becky, I’m going to stop having sex for a while because all I’ve had is trash dick.
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A male who has been vomited upon while receiving oral sex. Not to be confused with a barf dick.
You see that guy over there? I hear he's a puke dick.
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