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Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!

Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.

by The Late Brew April 26, 2020


Nick the Donkey

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.

I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.

by HeIsn'tGettingBetter September 12, 2022


coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021


donkey joint

When a woman is being penetrated by 2 or more men in the same hole, and she is extremely hairy.

My bro and I were fucking this girl in doggy style and she was nothing but a donkey joint. We have never seen a woman that hairy!

by STEELERS4DK April 22, 2024


liquor donkey

A member of a rowdy group of adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area who enjoy boozing at graduation parties and family events despite not having any relation to the owners of the home.

Son: Ah shit dad did you invite those liquor donkey boys.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.

by Yungchiefswag July 29, 2017


Gobble donkey

Chick that gives head to just about anyone

Ya man, she gives great head. She's a gobble donkey .

by Trick March 4, 2016


Mad donkey shit

Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.

Damn, son why can’t you walk, you mad donkey shit.

by Ande February 18, 2021