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a stupid ass person who doesn't know what the fuck they doin
That Douche bag is stupid
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Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.
What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
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Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."
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Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it.
Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.
Douche bag, Tan Tan
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somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. often think that they are on good indoor soccer teams but in actuality the team sucks balls
Jake is a "douche bag ". BONESAW is champion and not for gays. which is why Jake is not on BONESAW.
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a person with a disrespectful and rude attitude.
my friend is too nice it's annoying, if he had a little bit of douche bag in him I would be happy.
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an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.
my old room mate was such a douche bag. good thing he moved out
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