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An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
A: I just got served by an Ethan R!
B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!
Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
Ethan Calma is normally a guy with a friend named Aislinn. He always has an ex girlfriend named Arianna. Ethan is a kinda lovable person that is down bad. (LIKE REALLY) he’s also really sus. Ethan is also amazing and makes peoples days. He’s also adorable and cute.
Ethan calma is an amazing guy
When two straight guys have open and Intimate relationships. Otherwise known friends with benefits😉
"Hey Ethan you want to smash this weekend"
"Yeah just don't tell Brylie"
@Aaron and Ethan
A actually fucking baller he has a lot of chicks not married, massive playboy and also his famous quote "Fucking and Ducking".
Ethan Humphrey is lit
he is a real g always helping his homies out he is just overpowered in the girl department he says 1 a day to keep the herpes away make no sense but no1 cares
Ethan Humphrey is a real g
Ethan Walker Gibson is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He loves to bully his friends and pretend he can’t get hurt, but deep down he knows that’s not true. He has all the best parts of autism, and his object impermanence and iron liver never fail him. He drinks too much and makes some stupid choices, but he is the best guy to go to when you need a good laugh or some advice. He loves Spanish and is super good at it. He’s ripped and a total slay Queen pussy boss.
Ethan Walker Gibson was the love of my life. He was perfect.