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Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.
Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...
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Doing a handstand in the pool and showing your friends your asshole.
"Hand Job Hannah gave Katergator a brown eye."
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someone constantly looks at you or stares at you.
"damn girl you hawk eye, stop lookin at me"
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When a girl has an extra, functional, human eyeball inside her anus; pupil, cornea, retina, and iris in all.
Guy 1: Dude, so I was totally banging this chick, and she was totally getting into it, so I asked her if she wanted to do anal.
Guy 2: Yeah? What did she say?
Guy 1: She said she would, but her Brown-Eye had Pink Eye.
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A very attractive Asian lady with beautiful eyes, so lovely yet so black; just like the night, dark and mysterious, yet warm and forgiving.
oh wow man, check out old shrimp eyes over there...She looked straight through me with those bad boys
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When you look at something, focus, and mentally take a picture to keep in your mind forever.
Courtney - "Did you see that hot guy who just walked by? Damn, I wish I had my camera so I could use his photo for later."
Sarah - "Don't worry, I took an eye picture. I'll be referring to that tonight, believe me."
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The mere mention of this band makes me want to wear all black, and wet my mascara so that it runs down my face in all my emo glory...nah
but seriously a great band lead by the eternal Conor O, the father of my children (or hopefully one day soon)
Conor O is a beautiful person with a deep persepective of life and love AMEN!
hey that guy was almost as hot as conor o
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