fat mia

a mia that is fat and ugly

" look at the fat and ugly! fat mia haha " , the skinny girl said

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fat bella

A fat Bella is a fat kid who has no friends and no one likes her because she smells like poo.

fat Bella is coming run !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fat bat

Taken from the Television Show "Crank Yankers"; slang for the male genitalia; also see schlong, wang, cock

-"Man, I'm goin to prison, you gotta teach me how to kill"
-"Sir, I don't teach people how to kill"
-"You don't understand, you won't be gettin' a fat bat in the ass"

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fat man

A guy who could be called a BHM, if he's cute enough. What every FFA wants to hook up with.

"I guess he's not bad-looking for a fat man."
"I'd say he's not bad-looking for an *anything!*"

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fat lace

Fat laces are like regular laces, but a lot wider. They are most commonly used in combination with skateshoes, although they are also used in shoes that are not skate-specific but worn alot by skaters, like Converse Allstars. Fat laces are seldomly tied, most of the time they are just tucked away in the shoe.
Fat laces often have bright colours and colours that are contrasting with the shoe they are in. Left and right don't have to be of the same colour, too.

"Check out my new pink fat laces!"
"Dude, they are awesome! They must be an inch wide."

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Fat Lip

A term referring to punching a women in the vaginal area. From the impact, the lips of the vagina swell up creating a "Fat Lip"

"Don't talk back to me like that or ill give you a Fat Lip"

"I pounded her so hard last night she got a Fat Lip"

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Fat Damon

an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.

Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!

Carrie: I do not!

Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!

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