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Scottish Food

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.

Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.

by Al Benedict July 3, 2013

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Nigga dog food

Any kind of cheap, store-bought dog food that causes your dog to break out or develop other maladies and/or illnesses.

I could not get my dog quality dog food for her dinner tonight. She will have to settle for Nigga dog food. I hope it doesn't cause issues for her later on.

by Kt nola April 13, 2023

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food miles

Food that is grown very far from the area where it is sold.

In 2010 a community shop opened in the village, selling the local products to reduce the so-called "food miles".

by Bierzo February 21, 2017


Food on a blanket

A picnic but without the word sounding weird

Let’s go have some food on a blanket!

by Superandrew1 June 1, 2021


Food Rich

The ability to eat during the ad portion of a YouTube video

Last night I was so Food Rich I was able to eat through the ads and still finish the video

by Fancychu September 15, 2023


food fighting fetish

This is where people are attracted to fat people fighting over certain food; It can be enjoyed whilst having a good old fap or even just sat with your family, this can be enjoyed by all ages!

Mark : “Have you seen the food fighting fetish video with those two blonde bitches, got me so fucking horny!”
Jeremy : “Those ‘two blonde bitches’ were our twin daughters Mark, you arrogant asshole.”

by Ethan and Kadie September 15, 2018

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Food Disability

A food disability is when you can not eat any type of food for a reason beyond taste preference. ie Gluten intolerance is a food disability. Can also be used as food disabled.

I hate having Tommy over for dinner, I also have to make something special for him because he has a food disability.

by j3w15hw00k13 November 17, 2020