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workin a girl/guy up to get him/her to send dirty pics.
My boy Luke over there be spittin wet game.
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A woman who has grown up in the trailer park as trashy classy. Even though she was raised to respect herself she has hit Rock bottom so hard that she gives her wet pussy away for food stamps.
Always go to church Sally so you don't end up like that Wet Stamp Tramp.
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The act of a traditional Wet Willy, however, rather than wetting ones fore finger with the mouth prior to insertion in the victims ear, you insert the fore finger in and around your rectum. (An Australian Wet Willy must be performed only on days exceeding 100-degrees F, and only after one has been "walk about" for a minimum of one hour to get the the said "Wet" effect.) Also called an Auzzie Ear.
"I gave him an Australian wet willy", "He needs the old Auzzie Ear"
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An amazing story about a teen, who happens to fall into an everlasting sex orgy with his family
Oh my, Toby's Wet Dream is the best book I've ever read
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When your boyfriend/girlfriend has diarrhea, but runs out of toilet paper. You pee into their butthole cleaning out the excess poop for them.
I took a really wet poop, but didn't have any toilet paper. Thankfully my girlfriend was over and gave me a wet firehose
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when you lick your finger or use your tounge to wetten between someone elses finger(webbing). Mostly uncomfortable due to the moisture between the fingers forcing a wipeoff immediately.
person 1: dude i cant believe she licked between your fingers!
person 2: yeah, she really wet randy'ed me.
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