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A rule stating that drinking is acceptable when the time is in the double digits according to a 24-hour clock.
Drinking at ten am is fine according to the double digit rule!
The rule that dictates livability in a state. The more squiggly lines in the outline/border lines of a state, the cooler/more fun it is to live in that state. In, for example, the state of California, the squiggly lines are found on the coastline adjacent to the pacific ocean. Note that the squiggly line rule is not always accurate, seeing as there are some squiggly states that aren't cool (ie Kentucky)
1: Yo I'm so cool cause i live in the state of North Dakota.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.
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The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
"Aww crap, I dropped my hot dog on the ground." "It's alright: 5 second rule."
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Quit Making Noise! Understand.
Shut the hell up and quit making noise, Rule #2.
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If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.
This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.
Speaker: "I call rule 83 on my ex-girlfriend!"
Man: "You can't be serious?"
Speaker: "Rule 83 is final!"
Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"
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Rule 35 is the only rule that matters. Don't ever neglect rule 35 or no positive notions will derive. During your life you will come across the rule but will be unsure about its content. The rule is to stop trying so hard. The harder you try the more you will fail. Failure is ok just don't try to fail. Let the failure consume you in its realm. Let the realm symbolize hope but just a little hope. As if the realm was the top of the ocean and you are at the bottom swimming slowly waiting for air to invite itself into your lungs. Rule 35 is so important not to try. That by reading this you just tried. That is the rule it is self explanatory don't try too hard or you won't get what you want. "Rule 35 saved my life". (Chuck Norris)
Wow with rule 35 I lost 20 pounds and saved 5$ at Walmart buying frosted flakes. Thanks rule 35.
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When one friend wants to hook up with someone but lacks the courage to do it, the other friend gives them two weeks to do it before they jump in and hook up with said person.
Courtney: I've been talking to this guy for weeks and I want to hook up with him so bad!
Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
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