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A word of over all dirty thoughts.
Has multiple meanings of a persons feelings at the time.
We should go Spoon Slap in the closet.
Go Spoon Slap yourself.
I hope you go fucking Spoon Slap in hell.
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When you drop a deuce so long that when it finally all exits it slaps your balls as it tips over
I had a nice ball slap but had to wipe the skid mark off my sack
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a technical term for exposing a person's inefficiencies
Janet went to England and slapped down the entire staff.
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When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.
Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.
An unexpected slap to the face. When someone slaps another in the face for what seems to be an unnecessary show of bravado.
Will walked up to Chris and just gave him a Bel Air Slap!!
The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”
Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”
Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.
Yo look at that poor lad.. can’t even get a girl to date him.
He’s a one slap chap