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Suck your own dick

When a person constantly brags and/or talks about themselves to anyone within earshot.

DeeDee: Did you have fun at the bar last night with Danny?

NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.

DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.

NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.

by Bratarle January 9, 2014

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I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.

boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"

by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011

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Butt sucking indian giver

Well the term "indian giver" means you give something to someone, or do something, then you take it back, or demand for the same. So, butt sucking indian giver means.... well, use your imagination

Brian says to nick; "shut up! you butt sucking indian giver!"

by Farmer Joe1234567890 December 3, 2009

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Sucking his own dick

To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.

Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.

by Zim53 July 10, 2012


Suck Syanโ€™s Dick Day

A special occasion where you are permitted to suck Syanโ€™s extremely large cock and will experience a large amount of sperm entering your mouth. You cannot argue against this, everyday is Suck Syanโ€™s Dick day.

Hey, did you know itโ€™s Suck Syanโ€™s Dick Day today?

by UnknownMasturbater November 10, 2020


National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 12, 2017

1061๐Ÿ‘ 238๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock sucking bastard fucker

A synonym for my boss.

That cock sucking bastard fucker wants us to get to work.

by Tom J H September 6, 2006

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