take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.

Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!

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Take back your fuckin horse

To tell somebody else to "take back YOUR fuckin horse" means for that person to take back a problem they have cast upon you, without your willing consent.

When you throw or cast YOUR problem(s) onto somebody else, just to get that trash away, it will come back. The "Horse" is the problem, it can be anything that is causing issues for you, and you dont want anymore.

So to truely take back the horse, means the other person you cast it on, is fed up with having that shit on them, and they feel its time for you to deal with the problem, not just give to others.

Frank thinks: "Im fuckin tired of Betty always hitting on me, why wont that ulgy slut leave me alone!"
____The next Day___

Fred: "Hey Betty, i felt it was time for me to finnaly treat you right, so im gona hook you up with the coolest guy i know. trust me, he fucks like a tiger. His name is Tom."

Betty: "O hell ya, i havnt got laid in weeks, thanks ^_^"
::::::::Next day:::::::
Betty: "Hey tom, wanna fool around, im so horny right now"

Tom thinks: "Damnit Frank, i dont want this slut on me now -"TAKE BACK YOUR FUCKIN HORSE"-

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Go Take Care of My Cat

v. Formal and informal expression used in occasions of annoyance, refusal, rebellion, and extreme feelings of audacity. It communicates to contemporary opposition that the matter at hand is not one of particular importance; meaningless, absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, bizarre, inconceivable.

Existence of actual cat as pet is not required for the use of this expression.

" I used to feel bad when people laughed at me about my accent, but one day I woke up,

and decided it was time to tell them all to go take care of my cat."

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taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.

Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."

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Take you down to Chinatown

To offer another an evening of heroin and gay sex.

As he tapped his foot under the wall of the neighboring stall, Jeff quietly whispered "I would like to Take you down to Chinatown".

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take care of a few things at home

It usually means you don't want to go and do something, but alternatively it can also means you have the shits and you're too embarrassed/professional to say it.

Hey boss, I'm going to work remote today. I have to take care of a few things at home.

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taking page out of my book

When someone tries to do the same things you do.

He is wearing the same hat I do. He's taking page out of my book

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