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Ninja is a phrase now used to label a person you do dirt with. It's roots are found from the actual Ninjas who would move in the darkness of the night, never being seen, veiled in mystery, also usually committing crimes as Ninjas were actually farmers who rebelled against the Samurais who were rich men, soldiers, and basically part of the Govt. Now the phrase is used more commonly to friends who you may be committing crimes with and crimes usually happen at night. If you commit a burglary then those affiliated with you could be called your ninjas. Of course, a lot of people just want to sound cool and use the phrase though never committed any crimes in their actual life. So the phrase has also become just another word similar to words and phrases like homey, homeboy and nigga.
I just called up my ninjas, we bout to rob them fools.
ninja (verb) - to skillfully take an object without being detected
Hey when you go to Wal-Mart could you ninja me some 5 hour energy drinks.
A friendly and good looking girl with a charasmatic personality. Outgoing and a loyal friend who would stand up for anyone.
Very active and good at almost any sport. Has a great body. Usually brown or dark hair due to Spanish genes.
Darker skin tone.
Fits well with a Max, a Marc, a Matteo or a Robbin.
Should never be underestimated in any way. Good looking and will have successfully accomplished all dreams.
Hey ninja...how's football practice going?
Coolass fighter
who were tight suits
to show off their kickass bodies!
hiiiiyaaaa!
a hot guy named rock lee with ninja
powers
People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*