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cake batter

for something that was just out of this world, amazing

ex: "Dude that top is better than cake batter."

by MaryWash November 29, 2011

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Patty Cake

The process of shitting one's own pants. In reference to the patty cake song, "Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".

Tom: "I think Jeff just made a Patty Cake!"

Jerry: "Haha that's going to stain his pants!"

by conman1517 December 26, 2011

6πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


funnel cake

same as diarrhea...when you finish leaving your diarrhea in the toilet, it resembles a funnel cake when its being cooked

my stomach was killing me last night, i had the shits all night and left many funnel cakes in the toilet

by ebjimmyg May 31, 2005

6πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

by The Good Dude Giveth September 7, 2016

80πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Johnny cake

Someone very cheesy or chipper/nerdy.

He is such a johnny cake!

by Chelle February 15, 2005

5πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


powdered my cakes

When a guy cums on your ass

Powdered my cakes - ryan Totally powdered my cakes

by Sex master 2000 March 12, 2018


manitoba sauce cake

Canadian Pizza

From Brooklyn Nine Nine:
Does Canada even have pizza? Vivian indignantly replies that it does: "It's puffy! And it's sweet! It's called Manitoba sauce cake!"

by GenXos March 2, 2016

165πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž