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A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.
-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.
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a person who has one or more popped collars and thinks it's cool ,closet fag
look at that popped collar douche bag
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Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.
What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
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Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."
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a person with a disrespectful and rude attitude.
my friend is too nice it's annoying, if he had a little bit of douche bag in him I would be happy.
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A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.
Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.
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1.some asshole who thinks they are hot shit and know everything
2.an object used for putang cleaning
1. God look at douche over there he thinks hot shit.
2. Jees i could really use a douche bag.
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