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A phrase coming from the condescending of Michael Phelps after his "bong" picture was released.
It is said that Phelps will be included in the third installment of the Harold and Kumar series; with John Cho, and Kal Penn.
The plot being Harold and Kumar are on their way to Beijing to smoke some fine Chinese Kush, and watch the Olypics, blazed out of their skulls. But they just so happen to be seated next to Michael Phelps on the plane.
Long story short, Phelps, Harold, and Kumar get into a whole load of shenanigans!
Coming 2010!
In the new film, Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. Phelps hits his first bong hit, and Kumar snaps a picture. Little does Phelps know, Kumar put it on his myspace.
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the worst school anyone will ever have gone to. 100% do not recommend. the teachers are assholes and the students are annoying over dramatic psychotic bitches. they're so fucking strict to the point where ur own socks have to be navy, black, or white. the uniforms are ugly as shit. the teachers don't even know how to teach all they do is put up slideshows that we have to ha dwrite in notebooks. it is low key the worst catholic school ever. the kids are weird and literally everyone is leaving. also u aren't allowed to have a bf/gf or talk abt crushes or there will be serious consequences. the teachers are legit so uptight and annoying. Oh ye the amount of hw they fucking give is ridiculous.
kid: bRuH what school u go to
kid 2: st michael catholic school (livonia,mi) bruh if sucks literal ass
kid: damn im sry bruh
1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.
2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!
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Only he,, mentioned!, I.. (Jumped) Of a many.., Dimensions and Depths!, Space and time, continuely addition in a Jaguar XF supercharged engine of realities and meanings. #IAMTHATIAM #ISWEARTOGOD #FINALUCHIDAGREATROCKRULER
Coming back with Ommie john Michael Williams Jr. Last deccending of the Mighty Father God.
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The gayest niggas youll ever meet no cap and that’s on god baby girl
Look at all those fags Tyler,Aidan,Matt,Michael,Liam
playing rainbow they all suck
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A day where it is mandatory for Michael to receive nudes or else he will die of hornyness.
Michael it is National Abby sends Michael nudes day so,I’m going to give you nudes today because I don’t want you to die