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April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
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Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen
Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.
national boyfriend day is april 10th on this day you have to show appreciation to your boyfriend .
alice: whats today ?
neymar: national boyfriend day
alice: okay thanks
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National Emily is Awesome Day is on May 4th. A day to say Emily is Awesome.
Always say Emily is Awesome! Happy National Emily is Awesome Day!
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March 23rd is the national Ted Kaczynski day. March (the third month) is for the three victims that got trolled. It’s reasoning for being on the 23rd day of March is for the 23 victims that got slightly trolled
Josh: Yo it’s national Ted Kaczynski day!!
Chad: Based.
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free Palestine day! June 17! We need to free Palestine, they did nothing wrong! This is something I can't even type. Just search it up yourself. #PlM
we need to free Palestine. Luckily National Free Palestine day is June 17.
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Define: National rob the bank day is about robbing the bank near you on November the 13
National Rob Banks day was declared reasonable by Bob