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The cheese that develops on the tea bags on a hot day, while playing sports, or while having sexual intercourse.
I tea-bagged timmy the other day while he was passed out drunk & left a moist sheet of ball butter on his forehead.
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a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long
One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.
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Similar to blue balls; Ball ache occurs when a man spends all night grinding with a lady but, alas, does not ejaculate, leaving him with a dull ache in the testes. It is the worst pain a male can suffer.
There is only one cure to ball ache, and that my friends is known as a wank.
A: Why are you walking like John Wayne?
B: Ball ache.
A: I thought you were with Jane last night?
B: Indeed. She may look like a pro, but sadly she couldn't finish off a packet of crisps.
A: Sorry to hear that
B: Shhh... I'm off to wank.
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A phrase that can be translated as the number "100"
Jennifer: Hey, what did you get on your exam?
Adam: Cock and balls!!
Jennifer: Great job!
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Somebody with such a big cleft in their chin that it resembles a scrotum.
Dudley-Do-Right has a balls chin
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Extreme seminal back-up caused by coming close to getting pussy and not getting it or not getting any for a long period of time. Aslo caused by long periods of semi-sexual activity and not getting any. ex: Dry humping, hand/blow jobs and not cumming.
My girlfriend can't blow and I got blue balls.
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