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When you use a techie on the telephone to solve a technology problem.
I'll just call install the internet connection instead of having a professional over to my house.
When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.
tongue in the butt, as the person farts
I would love to give that bitch a turkey call
If you see Toby From the Kaiju Paradise Server you need to call him silly
This is the silliest day fr
You: hi toby
Toby: meow
You: you are silly toby
Toby: meow
you just called toby silly
thats how National Call Toby Silly Day works
A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
When you are in a sticky situation that you can not solve yourself, so you request help from somebody who knows what to do.
Jake: Damnit! My car is broken down
Jane: Babe, Why dont you call luigi for help?
Jake: Hmm.. Good idea! *He would call AAA To tow his car to the shop*