The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.
that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.
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someone who is so far up their own ass they wear it as a suit
Jeez that guy is such an ass suit. Did you hear about the diva tantrum he threw the other day. I hope he chokes on his own farts while he's up there
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No money at all and none coming in.
Unemployment ran out and I have no leads. I'm ass broke!!!
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known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.
me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt
friend: bleach and a scrub brush .
me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)
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An object or person that is in bad condition. Having fallen into a state of disrepair or deterioration, as through neglect; broken-down and shabby.
Did you see those ratty-ass jeans that ho was wearing?
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when she walks and her ass bounces
friend 1: damn she got some mad ass recoil
friend 2: ong
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anal sex while the receiver is sitting on top bouncing in a joyous fashion.
Jordan just loves riding his friend's ass pogo.
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