Someone who leaves you at age 5
Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?
A person or father figure who went to get milk but didn't come back
My dad is in florida
Acronym for "Day After Drinking Shits". Typically occurs after a late night bender. Consistency of pancake batter. Also known as "beer shits". Not enjoyable, but necessary for relieving a hangover.
"Ugh I feel like shit"
"Go take your DADS, you'll feel better"
A person that went to the store and never came back
Son-Omg is that my Dad
Dad- runnnnn