What you say when you type in a well known phrase or word and Urban dictionary doesn't have it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "There are no definitions for (insert word)"
"Stupid urban dictionary, doesn't even have my word"
A button people mostly press whenever a definition insults them or calls them out. This makes them feel good.
see Urban Dictionary Names
How dare this definition call me dumb after I spelt retard as retart. Behold, the Urban Dictionary dislike button is here to save the day! I get to increase the number next to the thumbs down by a whole 1! Hold up, did this definition just flip me off??? This deserves a big fat dislike. What? You say I'm an Urban Dictionary dislike button addict? Hmmm... dislike from me.
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Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-
Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?
*I'll be checking everyday*
Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"
People who make dumb as Urban Dictionary terms involving Donald Trump so they can feel superior to everyone by having people money shot effection all over their dumb, cunt face.
" Hey man, all these people are trying to make a Urban Dictionary " Funny ". He's not the greatest, but holy shit can they shut the fuck up?"
" Nah man, this is 2020, comedy's dead and we killed it."
Something or someone that can be or do better than they are or are currently doing. A bit of a disappointment.
Human: "Why does Albert dress like a slob? He's got a good sense of fashion"
Human 2: "I don't know - he's a real urban dictionary android logo though"
Said by Spack No.2 when he see or hears a slang word he is yet to understand
*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"
Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!