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When a woman masturbates a man with her feet. While being tea-bagged by another man as her nose penetrates his anus.
Don and Jamie just Dirty Dorene-d the nasty slut they picked up on the corner.
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The leftist version of a basic bitch. The kind of person who thinks they're saving the world by making minor changes while being completely ignorant of their complicity in larger systems of oppression.
Does things like:
- Joins the peace corp, but yells at homeless people to get a job
- Recycles everything, but uses racist language "ironically"
- Works for a nonprofit by day, but aggressively hits on women at douchey bars by night
Bridget: "Ugh, this tinder guy seemed cute, but he's such a dirty prius."
Andrew: "What?"
Bridget: "He works as a community organizer, but all of his favorite music is super sexist. Also, he is way too white to pull off the dreads in his profile pic."
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A sex maneuver so vile and disgusting that people who have experienced it refuse to speak of it. For this reason, nobody actually knows what it involves.
He gave her a Dirty Bojanowski and she had to be admitted to the psych ward that same night.
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When your girl cums all over you, licks it off and gives you the dirtiest, sloppier, best blow job of your life.
My girl gave me the dirty Jena, I think I'm in love.
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As the world searches for new and imaginative ways to conserve energy, many lavatories have been fitted with motion sensor lights, and timers that switch the lights off after a couple of minutes of inactivity. This normally happens at the very moment that you wipe your backside. A dirty surrender is performed when a second person enters the washroom - switching on the lights at the very moment that you are waving a skiddy paper flag over the cubicle wall, in a vain attempt at activating the motion sensor.
Imagine my embarrassment when Bob walked in to be faced with my dirty surrender from over the cubicle wall.
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When you face fuck someone in such a way that your balls are constantly hitting their eyes.
I got American woman’s soccer star Alex Morgan to let me try a Dirty Malokai on her last night.
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To have the best dirty game around
Take me home and do the Dirty Shawn
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