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A question a person puts as their status they can easily find out by typing it in google, rather than wasting time and typing it in facebook and waiting for a reply, google does it in (0.06 seconds)
Facebook Attention Question Ex: Hey people, how do I make it so that it says where I'm at on here, you know, the locations thingy!?
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Glorifying your life by creating it to be something it is not through staged pictures, posts, and statuses. Faking your life and not being authentic about your feelings and situation on social media.
She and her boyfriend broke up. She has been crying for two weeks even though she posts like her life is great. She is the queen of facebook image crafting
Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.
A person, either male or female, that uses Facebook as a source to create nothing but drama for no other reason than to do so or to get attention/sympathy.
All that girl does on Facebook is complain about everything. She's such a Facebook Drama Queen ffs.
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An individual who uses facebook to constantly promote themselves. This person has around 2500 friends and usually calls them his "gang" or "posse" even though these people are all virtual and are not real friends. The individual will post time again how great everything about their life is, even though it is fantasy lies. An insecure, weak minded facebook addict.
facebooker#1: That guy Les is always posting his greatness on the wall, what an idiot!
facebooker#2: Yeah, to be an elementary school principal, he sure is a facebook prima donna.
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Someone posting repeatly on someone elses profile, to a stupid extent resulting in the user recieving a billion emails and their computer possibly blowing up
Alex: *post 35 wall comments onto lucy's facebook at once*
Lucy: Agh WTF? I'm being Facebook raped!!!
Alex: sniggers
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When someone lurks and stalks there ex to see what he or she is doing. Usually every so often the person goes back to see what has been written on their ex's wall. And to scope out who the girls/guys he or she is associating themselves with.
Jill : Stop being such a facebook ex stalker Megan.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.
Jill: Oh gees.
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Using ones Facebook status to send a subliminal message to friends.
I.e. Stacey: "I'm sick of making an effort with people, when they don't care, I'll see how long it takes for them to call me!"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."
Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"
Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"