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free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

by thecommingdemon November 25, 2024


Free Birdin' (Burden)

When your last child moves from home to go to college leaving the parents alone for the first time in years to explore the freedom and bliss of their next stage in life. Happier version of "Empty Nesters" which elicits a connotation of sadness and loss which is the opposite of a couple who is Free Birdin'

Mom and Dad are Free Birdin' (Burden) in Mexico...again. They so seem happy and more relaxed since I left for college. I wonder why?

by Bruno's Frank May 16, 2023


free vaping

when you freely vape in an area.

She's free vaping!
Mom's gone, time to free vape

by emmaegg March 09, 2022


free vaping

when you openly vape in an area

I'm free vaping.
She's free vaping in there!
Time to free vape!

by emmaegg March 09, 2022


FAC (Free Attention Curse)

when you want someone to want you and give you lots of attention, without actually having to admit or acknowledge you want them
being stuck under the curse of wanting/farming/basking in the constant attention from the preferred sex

She is only talking to all those guys because she is under the FAC (Free Attention Curse).

by eeyuh February 17, 2025


Free walling

A girl wearing no underwear.

"I hate panty lines, guys look at my ass more, when I have one.

So I just be free walling"

by spungladash December 17, 2023


Free range

Meaning something is very easy and not challenging

Bruh that test was free range asf

by Teevator1717 March 06, 2021