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a guy who fucks another guy in the ass while he's asleep.
I woke up with my boyfriends /roommates dick in my ass, he's a gay creep.
An insult that comes in handy when you want to be funny but aren't creative what so ever. Use this classic joke to get the girl.
Girl: I have feelings for you.
Local funny boy: Ur gay
Crack head: Are you my dad?
Local funny boy: Ur gay lol no
Gay person: What is my sexuality?
Local funny boy: Oh yeah you're gay
Someone says do you want to do something and you dont want to so you say: Shits Gay
Gay-baiting is what corporations does during only in Pride month.
Famous Business: "Look over here. We support your lifestyle"
Me: Nope you are not. You just Gay-baiting.
1. When you motion for a high five and once someone raises their hand for you you swiftly lower yours and ask who's gay.
2. This can also be used in a classroom or any other place where people may need to raise a hand or scream for some acknowledgement. such as concerts,press meetings, pep assemblys,etc.
this game never gets old
1. Bob: hey mike high five!
mike raises his hand bob slams his down
Bob: whos gay?
everyone else laughs at mike proving his homosexuality.
2.
Mr. Diamond:who here drives a ford?
people raise hands
Bob: who's gay?
everyone laughs again
In an isolated environment, such as jail or a submarine crew, sexual orientation is disregarded for sexual practicality with three components relevant to incarceration:
1The Control freak,1 rapes,1 to terrify, humiliate, and thus own,2. Like ritual sexual domination in hazing,4 or in punishing a weak link, neither sexual segregation nor orientation determine these acts. When brutal humiliation and maximal terror is the tactic, violence is the payoff, not straight or gay orgasm. A car battery and alligator clamps suit the purpose just a well, though at a remove.
2 A vulnerable party may submit to sexual acts in order to gain protection or favors in a power imbalance that's additionally destructive. (See also the origin of faggot,3.) The victim may be aroused due to stimulation of the prostate, but this is physical rather than consensual. Victims ignorant of this factor may commit suicide from shame. Alternately, grown familiar with the trade, or their self loathing, they continue it on the outside, like Kasper Gutman's gunsel,1+2 in the The Maltese Falcon.
3 A rare close friendship may lead to sexual intimacy between inmates (or team members) contrary to sexual orientation, especially if their capacity for expressing emotion is limited to anger or sex. See the movie Midnight Express (or the book, which is not censored).
1 Every god-damned night, they beat me, then take turns. But I don't turn out,3, not even jailhouse gay.
2 After the presents and stuff he got too friendly. I told him to back off. He knocked me down. "Suck it pussy boy,2 or you die," and afterwards, "I like you try an' fight me 'cause the best bitches be only jailhouse gay."
3 I told him "No, man, I love you, and I respect you. Way too much to do stuff, even just jailhouse gay."
Yeah... It's pretty well known that Conor loves sucking cock and other penis-shaped items.
Did you know conor is gay?
Hell yeah dude. Conor loves swallowing dicks like spaghetti.