Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

half a chance

the slightest opportunity.

"given half a chance he can make anything work"

Half ass

A woman with an ass so fat it makes up half of her body mass. Yes. I have literally seen women like this

That girl is half ass. If you cut of her ass she would be half the size she is now

half flex

Half flex is when you or someone else does something flashy but it's half-assed or cheated in some way.

Tom:Did you see Brads new car?

Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .

Half Chap

A smaller or fun sized can of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage. Tend to be used for mixed drinks or handed out for free at public events as a taster

Yo dog. Wing me one of those half chaps. I'm thirsty.

half-stepniece

Half-sibling's stepdaughter.

half-stepniece.

half-o-laugh

A belly laugh that finally realizes that the joke used in the making of this definition wasn’t actually that funny so the laugh decides to jump off a Cliff

Marty started his skit out tonight on a blazing path, but was soon blind sided by the, infamous, Half-o-laugh.