second hand songs

The muffled noise you hear when the guy next to you has his mp3 turned up to high.

I was stuck listening to second hand songs from 50 cent the entire frikin' plane ride!

shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

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jim beam hand

The way an alchoholics hand shakes when they don't have enough beam in their bloodstream yet.

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Sweaty Hand Syndrome

Sweaty Hand Syndrome: SHS
Someone who is playing an xbox 360 and cannot stop sweating out of there hands. When they pass the controller it is completely discustng and slippery. You cannot tolerate the controller so you decide to pass it on.

E.x_Blame Truth has Sweaty Hand Syndrome! dont take the controller from him!

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Clock with no hands

It means you have done time.

Clock With No Hands by The Roots

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pappy hands

clammy and warm
Always touching everyone and everything
Pinches nipples

Dude, get your pappy hands off of me

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punani hands

going to the bath room (commonly with females) not washing up and sniffn ur fingers if it smells like tuna ur punani hands

kasey has punani hands...

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