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A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.
Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.
Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month
Hey Girl, Michelle get on my nerves
Other Girl: Dont you talk to Michelle Everyday, I just saw you talking to her 2 seconds ago. You just Ran Out all the way and to the maximum
Gay dude who gets no chicks only dick. Low self-esteem and a bit retarded on the side.
Look that dude look like a "Wai Chee"
When your lover says she wants you to get spooky in her coochie. But all the way spooky means you want to get all the way in there.
Significant other- can you get all the way spooky tonight
You- Oh you want me to get all the way in there you dirty dog?
Her-yes please.
Something you exclaim when something is improbable but still happens, alternatively, you can say it anytime.
Example 1:
joe: my dad just died of stage 5 terminal cancer
dan: not a way
Example 2:
matt: SOMEONE JU7ST FUCKING KIDNAPPED MY DOG
matti: not a way... not a krakalakin
A legendary act of filthy roadside debauchery carried out with complete disregard for hygiene, common sense, or the laws of man and nature. Born in the grungy parking lots of AutoZone and Harbor Freight, the Alamosa Way is what happens when passion meets pollution—and no one brought protection, pride, or even pants.
To “go Alamosa Way” means digging up a sun-baked, pre-used condom from the gravel near a leaky transmission fluid puddle, slapping it on (inside out, backwards—who cares?), and proceeding to perform a backseat ballet of industrial-strength regret. Bonus points if someone gets smacked in the face afterward with the rubber relic like it’s some sort of greasy ceremonial ribbon.
Witnesses have reported side effects such as:
• Temporary blindness
• Spontaneous tire fires
• An overwhelming desire to scream “DO IT FOR DALE!” mid-thrust
• A spiritual visit from a raccoon with a wrench
The full Alamosa Way experience includes:
1. A broken-down Ford Focus with no working AC
2. The faint scent of stale vape juice, expired beef jerky, and gear oil
3. A “condom” that may or may not be a balloon animal from a gas station birthday party
4. Emotional damage that lingers like the scent of burnt clutch
Local legends say: The first Alamosa Way was performed during a solar eclipse, and to this day, the oil stain where it happened still glows under blacklight.
She said she was into outdoorsy stuff… so I took her behind Harbor Freight and gave her the full Alamosa Way. She hasn’t spoken to me since, but the crows won’t leave my car alone.
When you confess your love to someone you’ve known for 20 days and spend every waking hour with them all while getting no puss.
“Oh shit Brodie is running this shit the bati way”