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the act of ones penis being "mangled". or the person who mangles the penie.
ah shit is that a penis mangler?
A Vagina. Also, the opening in Dan’s mouth.
Shut your damn penis holster Dan.
when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.
(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”
When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half
“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something”
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper”
A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second
Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now
A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.
Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.