Random
Source Code
Random
Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
“Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”
.
the problem is that people want me to speak at a certain pitch and I will not
During the month of October, you may throw any tall person, 5'6 or above, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn
Hey! It's throw tall people month! Let's go throw some
October is throw tall people month, anyone over 5’7” is free game and can be thrown at any given time.
Oh hey it’s October, that’s Throw Tall People Month! Let’s go celebrate!
The fantasy football participant who comes in last, or extremely close to last, each year and has notoriety for being bad at everything fantasy football related, but is an otherwise great person. It isn’t their fault they are so bad, they just are, and that is okay.
“Did you see that awful trade Ryan made with Kyle?”
“That’s why he is The Peoples Sacko.”
A day celebrating those who have a problem with everything anyone says or does or has said or done or will say or do.
A date needs to be set and announced for Indignant People's Day however dates thus far suggested have been met with indignation.
Some may prefer a simpler term such as 'ashes' but for those looking for the right term for all the right occasions we encourage you to use 'people powder'
NB - Not to be racked into lines and snorted.....this could be someone's grandmother you sick fuck!
I climbed through an abandoned cottage looking thing the other day where they used to cremate people....I got people powder all over me!