Rub and Rest. When you need to relax so you take a day off work, or a break from something, so you masturbate and sleep.
After work I got some much needed R&R, but I forgot my roomate was home. I guess he heard me yelling out his mom's name so now we have to have that awkward conversation....but I feel great!
The song lyrics all idiotic women sing
“I T G I R L YOU KNOW I AM THAT GIRL”
The most overrated subreddit on Reddit
r/ShowerThoughts is impossible to post to
something you say when someone is talking about their home life.
My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor
Weird ignorant freak sideshow clowns
Wow. Big d and lyin R and weird ignorant freak sideshow clowns