a grasshopper riding his unicycle
he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.
Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties
I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him
dick riding disorder (DRD)
to go to sleep.
other examples - hit the hay, turn it in, etc.
“aye, i’m about to ride them z’s, you sleep well!”
A term amongst motorcycle riders. While riding with a passenger, stop, strip to nude, and continue the ride
Jim was almost arrested the other night when he was pulled over during a breezy ride with Michelle.
PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
A whole new level of dick riding.
Example: if someone (typically a fan) who is obsessed with their favorite entertainer, so much that even if that entertainer is problematic or just a piece of shit, and if they still support them then they’re soul riding.
Soul Riding is a whole new level of Dick Riding, when a person (typically a fan) who is a Stan, And will keep supporting what they like even if the person they’re supporting is problematic.
Example: When a person tries to defend their favorite entertainer for they did very bad they’ll try their hardest to support that entertainer no matter how bad they are.
Person 1: I know this person is problematic but I’ll still support them even though I was given evidence on that person
Person 2: so even if you were given evidence of what this person is doing or has done to others you’re still going to support them?
Person 1: yes, because I enjoy their entertainment.
Person 2: You’re not even Dick Riding anymore you’re SOUL RIDING.